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The chocolate honies in My Ass is Trippin are total nympho sluts who can’t get enough cock in their throats, pussies and asses…especially when it’s the tasty white manmeat they seem to enjoy so much doing the filling. This movie begins with one tasty big-titted black babe getting totally into and sucking down on two big white cocks at the same time. Opening real wide she sucks these cocks like there’s no tomorrow; licking and thrilling them before bending over and taking it hard in her pussy and finally her sexy booty gets a full, and deep, service.

My Ass is Trippin gives us five solidly jackable scenes to enjoy…each one featuring a new and hot nympho negress being pounded by at least one big thick white cock, sometimes two. The sex is super hot as these chocolate mamas reveal their wild slutty natures and spread their holes wide open so they can be thoroughly stuffed to capacity. The ebony lustre of these babes bodies is striking against the ivory whiteness of the meat they are fucking, and they lap up every inch of that creamy goodness until the cum sprays all over them. Every scene features those bodacious black booties wiggling and jiggling their ass cheeks inviting some cock to plunge deep into their chocolate button for some pretty intense scenes. My Ass is Trippin kept my dick hard and retained my interest with the heat and sexuality of the players. A solid four cocks-up for those chocolate beauties who love to make their own oreo cookie pie.

Chubby Chasers…you know the good thing about chasing chubby chicks ? Because they are chubby, you don’t have to chase them very far, and when you catch them nature will take care of getting them to bend over so you can plow it on in. Every sane guy out there that likes porn…likes porn where the chicks have big hooters (just look at the success of the bar Hooters if you need proof). Seemingly fortunately due to advances in plastic cosmetology, big tits are now everywhere…I say seemingly because personally I don’t want to be playing with tits that go squeee squeee when you rub them, like latex. I want the real ones that go ba-ba-boomp ba-ba-boomp and smack you silly in the face. Fortunately Big Boob Chubby Chasers falls completely under the ba-ba-boomp category and is actually a pretty hot movie.

It’s been said that large women have large appetites…the second scene in this movie is by far the hottest and this slut’s sexual appetite is insatiable as she snorfles down on a couple decently hung cocks and rides them to full visual effects as her tits bounce up and down, up and down…the rest of the scenes are fairly standard porn but they still are worth watching simply for the sluttiness and curvaceous natural tits and asses for our appreciation in each scene. Three very solid cocks-up for Big Boob Chubby Chasers and next time you go to diss a chubby chick…save it for the ones with no tits.

A nymph is defined as one of a numerous class of lesser deities of mythology, conceived of as beautiful maidens inhabiting the sea, rivers, woods, trees, mountains, meadows, etc…well obviously this is a pretentious title for an otherwise unremarkable and very generic sex flick.  To be honest I’m not even entirely sure that these girls are American.  When I hear American Nymphette I picture some sweet succulent slut from America’s heartland craving that American beef.  While American Nymphette 2 does have some truly hot chicks, it doesn’t live up to its name and has nothing special about it to define itself from any other porn, other than a pretentious title.

Don’t misunderstand me.  There is definitely enough hot naked chicks sucking and fucking their night away that you will definitely be able to shoot a load while watching this movie.  There are five scenes, which is good because a lot of the action in some of the scenes is rather dark, but if you keep one finger on the fast-scan button while your other hand is on your cock, the sizzling slut factor of these chicks is enough that it will keep you hard until you come across a scene that will work for you.  Personally though, your time would be better spent picking through and watching one of the hotter movies I’ve reviewed and American Nymphette 2 gets two semi-hard cocks-up.

There are some chicks who are just as hot walking away from you as they are walking towards you…the reason for this is very simple; Curves man…they’ve got the booty that pirates would fight an epic battle for.  Even that gay fairy pirate Johnny Depp.  This movie, just like the title implies, is an appreciative salute to one of God’s greatest creations…the curvy human female butt.  I don’t know if I would say that these ones are the best in the west, but I can assure you that watching this movie and seeing these sweet asses in action that if they were placed on my face I would give a longer rim job than Buddy Rich on drums.

There are a lot of ass movies out there that even though they are billed as ass movies, you watch them and then go, ‘Huh that was just a standard fuck flick’.  But Best Butt In The West 6 is lucky enough to have a cameraman who is obviously a total assman, and therefore each and every shot in this movie he emphasizes the curvy goodness of these chicks butts, and brings them very vividly from the screen to our eyes.  As I’ve said in many other reviews, and as anybody who watches porn knows, the secret to success for any porn movie is the slut factor of the chicks, and that slut factor is never higher than in chicks who totally enjoy getting their ass filled as much, if not more, than their pussy.  These are the type of actresses that grace this movie.  My one problem as with so many other movies of this sort is that the producers fell short of their potential by not having more cocks around for these sluts to enjoy, and these were obviously the type of chicks who could definitely have used and appreciated more than the one-on-one action that they had to settle for having.  The hot sexuality of Best Butt In The West 6 is guaranteed to get you off and gets itself off with four out of five throbbing shooting cocks-up.

For decades adultery has been a common storyline used in porn.  Illustrating the darker side of human nature, the betrayal we’re capable of when lust and passion spark together into illicit affairs of the heart and mind, these pornos usually go out of their way to show you just how fucking hot that ’straying’ can be, and Dark Deception is no exception.  Many women blame porn for the disintegration of their marriage, cos their hubby watches porn so he must be a pervert and not want to be with her.. but cos she’s being a total priss like that, he then goes off and finds some new pussy who won’t nag him for just being a guy who likes to get his rocks off to sordid pictures and videos.  Women so frequently create their own dramas.

Dark Deception spins its tale through five scenes of hardcore fucking from some industry old-timers along with some sexy newcomers to the scene.  Connoisseurs of porn will recognize old-hat Randy Spears, renowned for his big cock and longevity, he gets to fuck a couple hot babes in this flick, showing us once again why he’s one of the top male porn performers of all time.  Blondes, brunettes, fine asses, sweet juicy tits and hard bellies make up the rest of the cast as each scene becomes more climactic than the last, the sex is super hot, the chemistry between the actors and actresses works just right as they lead us thru this tale of seduction, deception and frenzied fuck sessions that give you plenty of hardcore graphic material to shoot your load to.   Though Dark Deception was one of those movies with a storyline, I did enjoy this flick and it gets a solid three cocks-up for some more than worthy jack-off sessions.