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Dude….as if….unfortunately right wing fascist America that we live in now is like totally wayyy too conservative for us to have such a cool place to hang and bang. Something like this you gotta go to eastern Germany or some equally debauched disneyland of decadence out there in nowadays euro-slut Europe. But as far as a fantastical fantasyland to fuck in, Club Godiva is a place and a movie that will roxor your boxers.

Five scenes of the most sweet-ass place in the world to take a load off your feet and some other places that you totally need to get a load off of. Hot chicks willing, ready and eager to fulfill any fantasies that come into their club (mainstream ones anyway) and sizzle onto your screen as they hungrily gobble cock and in one particular super hot scene we get treated to some noisy finger banging and labia on labia action for a lucky customer’s pleasure.

All in all Club Godiva was a decent flick with better than average production values and the number one super seller for all movies, chicks that loved to fuck and gets a fantastical four cocks-up.
Damn tho, they really need to open one of these type of clubs over here.

The 80’s meet whatever the hell we call what we’re in now in this very basic yet often hot flick. First we’ve got these chicks playing karate kid as they whacks on and whack off these dudes and then they show they can really pump up the volume as they bring these lucky guys to some pulse pounding eruptions.

Personally I think it’s much hotter when you watch some ultra-slut getting totally banged and then cum sprayed all over her, but hey in almost all of these ten tempestuous scenes you can tell that these chicks totally dig cock and majorly get off on stroking these guys and milking them til they shoot off.

Handjobs 10 gets two waiting to be satisfied cocks-up but would have gotten a much higher score if they had raised the bar a bit higher themselves.

This movie is a total documentary man…like if you wonder what some 30-something hot-to-trot real life MILF is like, check this movie out. It shows you that basically they consist of some cock-craved nympho who starts off yapping away endlessly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then mysteriously switching from using her mouth to talk to using her body to fuck.

So yeah, in four fairly hot and hardcore tent-rising scenes we get to see that deep down (and I mean DEEP) 30-something wives just want to yammer away pointlessly until finally somebody drives the point that they want home in all their holes.

MILTF 12 was a pretty decent view but finding cock-hungry eager to be fucked MILFs is about as hard as talking a teenager into killing themselves. Three cocks-up for MILTF 12.

Hey Hese…After watching Amateur Hood Humpin 3 I totally feel like getting in a pimped out lowrider and cruising to pick up some righteous black ho to give me some sugar and open both her front and back doors for me to take a ride.

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These obsidian orgasm machines milk these lucky dudes dry but sadly we’re limited to only three scenes. It’s a shame cos some chicks are made for fucking and that is oh so true of these ebony hued whores.

Amateur Hood Humpin 3 gets three cocks-up for its three rim-rocking scenes.

Goddamn…..Sploogetastic, Fucknastic, Orgasmaclassic……An oldie but goodie that lasts and hands out hardons that last, unlike the recently reviewed number four in this series. An all star cast, some acting thats at least as good as any daytime soap opera out there, authentic no holds barred fucking and sucking, a story that can actually (kinda) be followed and of course everybody’s favorite hedgehog Mr. Ron Jeremy.

I gotta say this was an awesome fucking movie and the babes in it totally dig taking it from a big cock and enjoy showing how much they get off while demonstrating their oral skills.

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The only problems with this movie were the stupid clothes they were wearing (thankfully they don’t wear em long tho) and it would be nice if there was a way to keep the sounds of fucking but lose the 1970’s soundtrack.

Deep Throat 2 gets a deeply felt four cocks-up.