30
Apr
Maybe I just live in a totally social conscious town, or watch too many other tv stations instead of Fox, but all I’ve heard about the last week has been Earth Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree the earth is all far-out, hip, groovy and happening…and if I saw Mother Nature I would not hesitate to let her have a taste of my cock before I plowed it into her. What more respect for the earth could anybody expect from me? But I would like to use this porn review as a chance to bring out a movie to remind us that the earth isn’t the only far-out groovy thing to celebrate, and that we can also enjoy the glory of a full moon.
In porn, just like in life, there are two sets of sluts…first you have your cock and pussy and tit loving, ball sucking fuck-me fuck-me basic slut. Then you have the chicks in this movie…which is your basic slut plus the eagerness to take it in every hole as well as getting more than one filled at the same time…the super-sluts around which so many intense splooge sessions for serious jackers revolve.
Three cheers for the chicks in All About Ass 2. Since I’m doing this review as a ‘Moon Day’ review I must say this is the most awesome movie to do it to.
Four scenes to jam out to while you watch these super-sluts in action. They do not hesitate to use these cocks in any way that they can, and go totally crazy loud while they explode in hole filled orgasm after hole filled orgasm until finally they get to show us that their love for cum is equal to their love for cock.
All About Ass 2 highlights ass action at its finest, gets four cocks-up and the recommendation that you don’t forget about the Moon in all the hub-bub about Earth Day, and make sure you get some anal action tonight.
29
Apr
People have accused me of being a racist, but this is highly unfair and I think watching and somewhat enjoying this movie shows how accepting I am. My appreciation for nympho negresses rises just like my cock did during the final rocking scene of this movie, and one day when I own my harem I’m gonna make damn sure to have a few bodacious black bunnies included…see, I’m sexist not racist, just like this movie.
Back in the archaic old days of Mr. Tibbs, it was a hanging offense for black dudes to go nailing what we would now call milf’s. If you ask me it’s a little redundant to hang the hung, but these modern day Millie’s certainly take advantage of the extra meat these well-hung ebony motherfuckers are packing and get jammed like there is no tomorrow blasting your senses with their sheer sluttiness as they get jammed.Then for a polarity switch around in the final scene we have the nymphoid negress I referred to earlier, and even though it’s an interracial movie she also prefers the dark meat when she gets down n nasty.
Chaos In The Jungle gets three cocks-up for decent jackable material and the moral that if you’ve gotta white wife, no matter how much she likes the white meat…one day she will try the dark.
28
Apr
Now like many of you I could say that foot fetishing isn’t my bag baby, but foot fetish or not, unless you’re a fag fetish, this movie, Toe Jam 6 is worth killing time jacking to simply because, even if you don’t have a foot fetish I bet you do have a wet pussy fetish, and fuck, do these sluts ever get hot and turned getting their tender tootsies titillated.
Now if I was a foot fetish freak I would take this movie and edit it because even though the chicks are hot and their sluttiness factor is high…the actual sex itself is not a priority in this movie…like most of the actual intercourse is a cock fucking feet instead of pussy. So I would take some nasty all holes filled, no holes barred slutfest gangbang creampie flick and edit these two movies together so that the hot sluts in Toe Jam 6 could get to be in the fuck film that they rightly deserve to be in, and enjoy whatever foot freakiness I may have going.
Toe Jam 6 gets three cocks-up. It would be a two, but I can never say no to true sluttiness, so they get an extra point.
26
Apr
There are certain people in the world who have helped in many of civilization’s advances; architects, physicists, philosophers, and sluts. All of these people understood that in many situations, and hypothetical situations there were holes in reality that needed to be filled.
This film, Double Dipped 2, is a giant kudos to all of these people who have understood that holes need to be filled…well, the sluts anyway.
Man this movie is totally slutteriffic, sploogetastic and downright nasty to the extreme. Four scenes…any of which you can blow your load to, and they must have searched for some of the sluttiest ebony sex stars they could find. These yummy chocolate cum suckers’ only problem is that they are under achievers…cos man, when you have chicks as slutty as this wanting to take it in every hole, begging the dudes fucking them to delve deeper into their dusky goodness, it just becomes a fudge mountain of fuck goodness.
The cocks that these sluts are being slammed with are fucking huge and Double Dipped 2 gets four hard cocks-up for its downright slutty action. Next time make it a gangbang and they’ll get five.
25
Apr
Take a ride in the sky…on a ship fantasize…all your dreams will come true…man, Earth Wind and Fire understood bringing fantasies to life as well as setting the groove and getting the funk out. Now Fantasies of the Flesh has some semi-known pornstars sharing their fantasies with us. I guess these fuck-models have had their originality and imagination fucked right out of them.
Now you would think that with everything these porn actors and actresses have done, get to do, and have seen, that they would have broader than just standard top ten list fuck-fantasies. It seemed to me more like they were reading a script of what their fantasies were (or trying to read them) probably based on a cosmopolitan magazine poll of top ten fantasies.
FANTASIES of the FLESH
Fantasizing about being locked up and then having some group sex, squirting chicks, two girls on a guy, semi-exotic locations (but nowhere that the average John and Jane Doe don’t go)…c’mon man, these are things that these porn actors and actresses do all the time in their other movies. If these really are their fantasies, then at least they are incredibly lucky in that they get their fantasies fulfilled so often. The sex in the movie was decent enough, but if they are fuckstars, then it damn well better be.
Fantasies of the Flesh gets two cocks-up for some superior photography as well as decent sex, but unless you’re shopping for a movie based on some funky photography work as well as Ken and Barbie fuck-models, I would look for something else to watch.
